Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Superhero in a Box

The Look



4x4 inch box. Looks cheap



Warning Label:
To be used by professionals only!
untrained use of this product could result in injuries or death.
Do not attempt to levitate large objects.
Consult with your doctor before use of super speed.
Clones may manifest zombie-like or violent
Side effects include: explosive diarrhea, sucidal actions, spastic fits of madness, body hair growth , headaches, vomiting, or death.





After ordering an injection guaranteed to give its user super powers, one guy finds that those powers aren't really that cool.
Superpowers: Telekinesis, Super Speed, Ability to clone oneself.

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